Life is hard. Modeling is such a difficult job. I mean, it's so hard to look this good all the time. With my blonde locks, muscular body and such. No wonder I'm so irresistible. I mean, I have a moviestar gf. Sure, she's just on DEGRASSI but she's practically famous. ;)

Hockey is fun. I like hockey. And being prom king. Did I mention I was prom king? Me. A model. Prom king. It brought a tear to my eye. And dancing with Mary... it was the highlight of my entire existence. Screw CASSIE. She's being a bitch anyways. :)

I'm going to go drink beer now. It's what us hockey players do. I got a black eye yesterday so I'm all hurting and stuff. I wish that Josh guy would stop asking about parties. And Mark should really stop being such a promising woman. It's not my fault David is the favourite.